so lazy

Hey,

Just like last summer. I'm starting to turn into a lazy shit. I don't know what it is about the months of June and July that make me not want to blog.

Don't worry folks. I'll push through. I always do.

Keep on Truckin

totally extreme

Hey,

Mountain Dew introduced three new flavors of Dew in the hopes that people would go online and vote for their favorite. The winning drink would become a permanent fixture.

The candidates:

Distortion

White Out

Typhoon

A few of my scientist buddies assisted me in the test taste. After a sip of each, we all decided that Green, I mean Distortion was least bad (tasted just like regular Dew) and that Typhoon was the worst. Additionally, the flavor committee deduced that no one wants to drink a semi clear white soda.

I went online to vote only to discover that they had already picked a winner.

I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Dewmocracy just doesn't work.

Sick

changing one hundred

Hey,

Back from Vegas. Too tired to type. Look at the pretty pictures.

I didn't make it to the buffet once. I guess I just have to go back.

P.S.

In honor of Breaking Bad.

Blue Meth Jello Shots and Margaritas. Blue Corn Chips and Guacamole not pictured.

Back To Work

city center

Hey,

Going to Vegas Friday. Back Sunday in time for the Breaking Bad season finale. Which may feature 'Blue Meth' inspired treats. At the very least, Blue Jello Shots will be made.

I'm going to hit a least one buffet while in Vegas. Can't wait.

Roll the dice