Hey,
Mountain Dew introduced three new flavors of Dew in the hopes that people would go online and vote for their favorite. The winning drink would become a permanent fixture.

The candidates:
Distortion
White Out
Typhoon

A few of my scientist buddies assisted me in the test taste. After a sip of each, we all decided that Green, I mean Distortion was least bad (tasted just like regular Dew) and that Typhoon was the worst. Additionally, the flavor committee deduced that no one wants to drink a semi clear white soda.
I went online to vote only to discover that they had already picked a winner.
I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Dewmocracy just doesn't work.
Sick
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