Sunday, June 20, 2010

totally extreme


Mountain Dew introduced three new flavors of Dew in the hopes that people would go online and vote for their favorite. The winning drink would become a permanent fixture.
The candidates:


White Out

A few of my scientist buddies assisted me in the test taste. After a sip of each, we all decided that Green, I mean Distortion was least bad (tasted just like regular Dew) and that Typhoon was the worst. Additionally, the flavor committee deduced that no one wants to drink a semi clear white soda.

I went online to vote only to discover that they had already picked a winner.

I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Dewmocracy just doesn't work.


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